That Day Quil is some serious shit, man

I'm high for the first time since I came to Canada. And what am I high on?

Day Quil.

Yes, you heard me right. Day Quil. The Day Quil is eating my brain, either that, or the mucus hordes (almost sounds like mutant hordes when you're high on, sing it, Daaaaay Quiiiil).

I thought the Day Quil would help me be super alert so that I could be productive on my first day back at work.

"You laugh, sir, at wounds which never felt a shakespeare!"

Needless to say, I'm far from alert. Far from it, yesyes.

Having finished the mandatory duties of the day, I will simply have to do my best to survive the remainder of the day without exploding, hurling, or passing out. The idea, you see, is to get enough sleep tonight that tomorrow I am that much more alert, and, sans Day Quil, can go forth to conquer the world in all my daily glory.

Or, perhaps, to punt online and write a couple of sentences for next week's bulletin. (ha! I used punt, even though the majority of my readers list does not use such jargon, such gross colloquiallisms of mitspeak)

I spent more than half an hour today on a headline for an article which has since been pulled from the bulletin because it might piss someone off. Fuckers.

I WAS feeling anxious because I'm far overdue on some freelance pieces. But the one I care the most about, I've just gotten a solid deadline for it: May 25th. I should be able to do that. I just need a few lucid moments, enough to spin out 200 good words, and there will be more money in my pocket. yum yum.

The other... well, hopefully I will get to it before they get bitchy at me. Hopefully. *crosses fingers*

In the meantime, I will return to being somewhat high and contemplating my future as a bunny. Speaking of which, there was a bunny in our backyard the other day! Bunny!

Um, yes, and cars. I will be getting a car soon, I think. This time, for real. By the end of August at the latest, possibly as early as June. Weee!

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I want Jessica Alba. She is SO HOT. The poster they're using to promote Sin City? They do not do justice to her hawtness in the trailer. And I have not even seen the movie yet!

This post indirectly inspired by rowan_syngwyn cooing over this picture (and yes, you're quite right; he IS lustworthy in that picture, but I would motion that your boy lawbard is at least as lustworthy if not moreso).

Does this earn me fangirl cred? No, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Bed time for sick girl here after a long hard day at the office followed by Dr. Who and Stargate. woohoo.