Dear Universe...

The bad luck streak started on the 18th of September, and it is now the 19th of October. So Universe? You can stop raining bad luck on me and mine now. Really. It's ok. The taste got old about a week or two in.

I'm hoping that you made that bad shit happen yesterday because you wanted to go out with a bang and not because there's more in store. We're not amused, but if that was the end of it, we're ready to look forward rather than back and let the matter drop. We hope you can do the same.

Yours truly,

questioner

Atkins/Long Beach diet

So I've been contemplating going on either the Atkins or the Long Beach diet (unseelie describes the latter as a modified version of the Atkins diet which is just as effective but is slightly more permissive, having analyzed Atkins to see what works and what doesn't).

Here's your chance to tell me why Atkins or Long Beach or both suck or rock. Have at!

Want an unused vibrator?

Anyone on here know someone who is looking to buy a vibrator?

A friend gave me one as a present the week after I'd already bought the identical one (the Wahl 2 speed).

Vibrators are non-returnable, so now I have one unused vibrator which is completely useless to me. I'm hoping to find someone to sell the unused one to at approx. cost to recoup my losses. I believe that is $30.

Anyone? Know anyone?