Hallelujah, the day has come!

[danaeris]

Yes, it's BLACK TOILET PAPER, so now you can be goth while you're wiping your ass too!

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/black-toilet-paper-128466.php

Comments

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

You can also be goth while bleeding from your twat:
http://www.carefree.ca/en/products.asp

What irritates me though is that they only come in thong style. Also that I can't find them anywhere :P

[kineticphoenix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but how will you be able to tell when you're cleanly wiped?

[curgoth]

To dredge up an old quote - "I'm So Goth I Shit Bats!"

[jackspryte.livejournal.com]

Yes I would think that black would be more utilitarian than white...unless you WANT to look at that stuff!

[darkawaii.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

totally, I know a few people who could use that...lol