Naughty word of the day

[danaeris]

So, I bought this naughty book on one of my dates with the fabulous neeuqdrazil. It is amusing, entitled "Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices."

I am going to start posting random entries from it for your amusement and/or edification. I will do it OFF the overshare filter for now, but behind an LJ cut. I doubt I'll manage to do this once a day, but if I manage one or more a week I'll be pleased. :)



Felching - Felching (fellare: to suck, fell: animal hide) refers either to stuffing animals into the vagina or anus, or to a partner sucking semen out of one of these orifices.

(See ANAL SEX, OPHIDICISM, SAFE SEX, STUFFING and ZOOPHILIA)

Comments

[rowan-syngwyn.livejournal.com]

O.K., I can't help but take this ride:

I have heard this word as FILCHING as well as FELCHING...

And I am a BIG Harry Potter fan.

I will NEVER look at Argus Filch in the same way again.

*big kiss*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_duncan/]

I've heard the same word used for fucking a bored (as in with a drill) hole in the head. Pick another word...

[sunspiral.livejournal.com]

Filch: To take (something,especially something of little value) in a furtive manner; snitch.

Poor Argus, bitter old squib that he is, has enough problems already without odd sexual perversions.

[curgoth]

Hence the classic insult "corpse-felching ass-spelunker!"

[vsbooklady.livejournal.com]

huh. doesn't it seem odd that the same word is being used for two entirely different things in that definition? could lead to some misadventures, that.