danaeris | web design?

So some of you may recall my post about our webpage here at work.

I think its gotten to the point where they are ready to throw their hands up and outsource. I think one of our guys working on the webpage is in fact ready to threaten to quit if he has to work with the other one.

What I believe they want:
A menu down the left side. If you click on a button, it highlights, and that portion of the hierarchy opens up (like a drop down menu), causing the rest of the top-level menu to get pushed further down the sidebar.
If you select one of the next-level options, it will highlight, along with the top-level area it is part of, and the main body of the page will go to a page.

They want it to be dynamic.

Can anyone who is need of consultant work do this, and do it quickly? Just the menu bit.
If you don't have time, ooc, how long would it take you to code it so it looked pretty? You can see our current website at copa.ca

Dudes. I'm just tired of hearing them argue about it. I can't imagine how they all feel.