I have teeth. The God, Goddess, and any other powers that be have blessed me with abnormally good teeth and excellent dental care.
That is why I have only ever had one cavity filled in my entire life.
That is why, after 3 years of no check ups or cleanings, brushing my teeth once a day in the morning, and no flossing, I have only two small cavities, and so little gingivitis and plaque that the assistant was surprised to learn that I didn't floss or use a waterpik or SOMETHING.
Thank you, Mama DNA! I promise to take better care this year!
That is why I have only ever had one cavity filled in my entire life.
That is why, after 3 years of no check ups or cleanings, brushing my teeth once a day in the morning, and no flossing, I have only two small cavities, and so little gingivitis and plaque that the assistant was surprised to learn that I didn't floss or use a waterpik or SOMETHING.
Thank you, Mama DNA! I promise to take better care this year!
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Date: 2005-06-21 08:01 pm (UTC)