Because controversial polls are the wrong kind of fun

[danaeris]

While controversy can be great fun when handled right, it can be overwhelming. Therefore, I have decided it is time for some silly polls to lighten things up. Specifically, on the language of sex. There will be one poll every day. Tomorrow I'll be posting about a woman's naughty bits, so if you have nominations for words to be included as options, comment please!

For now, I present

[Poll #446861]

If this is not ok even behind an lj cut, let me know and I'll move it to my overshare filter. In the meantime, have at.

Comments

Nominations for female bits

[beowabbit]

Howdy. Here are my nominations for female bits (leaving aside the obvious):

• quim
• cooter
• cock (yes, really! I had a co-worker from Georgia once, and he was really confused when he moved north and everybody used “cock” to refer to dangly bits)

No doubt I’ll think of more later.

I’d suggest making these checkboxes rather than radio buttons. For today’s, there were a few cases where I would use a couple interchangeably.

Re: Nominations for female bits

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I left the last question unanswered because I couldn't pick just one.

[beowabbit]

Clarification: When I’m being funny/silly, I sometimes tend towards deadpan, dry humour and flowery Victorian language.

[ericsilverbear.livejournal.com]

I've used the term "splooge"

[tshuma]

For tomorrow: "coochie-snorcher"

more clarifications

[etherial.livejournal.com]

around WPI, we use the word "love," not "love juice." As in "Don't step in the love."

[sassy-fae.livejournal.com]

I like to make up new terms to confuse and frighten my partner, so they're most often very silly or just weird. I've probably used love juice, it's silly enough to be in the repetoire!
Ooh, can I move on to the overshare filter? If this is too much for some people, I'm definitely in the wrong place :D

[sassy-fae.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, as for women's naughty bits, my all time favourite has got to be "fluttering love-wallet". I crack up every time I think about it.