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Apr. 16th, 2004 02:04 pm
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I just got summoned for Jury Duty.

I think I'm going to ask for a postponement. If I can get it postponed till the summer, I can do it without losing any work days or hurting the kids.

Date: 2004-04-16 03:32 pm (UTC)
elf: Rainbow sparkly fairy (Default)
From: [personal profile] elf
If you're looking to avoid jury duty, that's easy. Show up (if you're even called in), and be yourself... wear your "go out & impress people" clothes, and ask troublesome questions like, "which god am I supposed to be swearing by?"

Of course, you can ask for a postponement for this so it won't eat up an actual work day. But I assure you, people with strongly visible "alt" opinions of any sort get tossed out of juries... one lawyer or the other *really* won't want to deal with you. (Claiming you are solidly for/against any particular punishment will also do this... saying "I don't think I could convict someone of _____; I just don't think that's wrong" will also do it.)

Date: 2004-04-16 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plymouth.livejournal.com
"which god am I supposed to be swearing by?"

wow, that is a really really awesome question to ask. unfortunately, I don't think they make jurors swear, just witnesses (at least they didn't back in MA the one time I was actually called into a jury box).

Date: 2004-04-16 03:36 pm (UTC)
elf: Rainbow sparkly fairy (Default)
From: [personal profile] elf
Hit post too soon. Showing up in a Fija t-shirt (available here; sorry, no pics) should also get you thrown out... and handing out Fija cards to the other jurors would probably wreak havoc in the courtroom. (Might get you arrested for contempt, though. Gotta be careful about that.)

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