Linx0rs

Tabloid, anyone?

Tom Cruise hailed as 'Christ' of Scientology

"... Cruise will one day be worshipped like Jesus all over the world, becoming a prophet for the religion."

Sites a la Onion

Most of this set of FAKE links is NSFW. However, they are also NSFP (not safe for pop)... do NOT read while drinking pop, or you will doubtless snarf it.

From the creators of Landover Baptist and Whitehouse.org...

Sex is for Fags, an abstinence site for young men

Iron Hymen, an abstinence site for young women

You can buy related products at Whitehouse.org's official shwag shop on Cafe Press.

A video from a now-defunct, similar site:
Technical Virgin
Note that one of the women in one of these videos later got fired from PBS for appearing in the video, even though the video was made two years prior to her employment. Dumbasses!

Serious links...

'Supersize me' revisited - under lab conditions
...apparently after three weeks of eating 6000 calories per day high in saturated fat and not exercising at all, bodies and livers adjusted, and only about 5-15% of body weight was gained at the end of a month. This may indicate that metabolism really is the determinant of weight.

Cheap, safe drug kills most cancers
A few notes... While we know that this drug is safe for humans to use, we do not know if it will have the same effect in humans that it had in mice/petri dishes. I also heard (and I have NOT verified this) that there have been in the realm of 20 'cures' which worked in mice but did not work with humans for one reason or another. So, this isn't a sure thing, but it is nonetheless exciting.

Anyway, time for me to go back to work.