Gift Giving Disclaimer

I don't usually give gifts. I have no plans to give anyone a gift. If you are giving me a gift, please let me know in advance so I can return the favor. If it is an expensive gift, please realize that I may not be able to give you a gift of comparable MONETARY value but I do recognize other forms of value. :)

That is all for now!

Oh, and..

Is this for real?

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