And now for something completely different...

DAMN I look good.

I really have lost weight thanks to the diet ScionFey and I have put me on. And my hair is so long and full and silky...

And I look so damn sexy, I'd totally do me.

OK, I still need to lose more weight. And I haven't really been shopping lately, not really, so I'm not sure, but I think I now am a small 13/14, medium-large 11/12. Next thing we know, I'll be fitting into 9/10s! w00t!
Meanwhile, I also really need to repair my damaged hair again. My hair may look awesome, but the split ends are marching in and the die on the highlights is fading. Soon I won't have any hair left from the bleaching!

I'm so lucky that my hair grows so fast. I win. This time round I'm going to hold out to find out how long my hair is capable of growing. Will it stop at butt-length? Or am I capable of having knee length hair? mmmm.

And in other news, all editors must die. I mean, sure, they improve my work and are nice people, but they must die anyway. ;)

*SCREAM*

I can't believe I just did that! I closed a file that had my notes from two entire interviews without saving it. I even clicked No by accident when it asked if I wanted it saved.

I've used help, tried to find the auto-save stuff, but I can't. None of our computer experts are in right now. I may have to redo the entire set of interviews. At least they weren't long ones...

*tears out hair*

Focus?

I can't seem to focus. I have revisions due on two stories today and several other projects with deadlines fast approaching, and no matter how hard I try, I feel like trying to focus is like pushing toothpaste back into the tube. It just doesn't work.

I tried closing email and livejournal down, and then instead of checking email/lj when I was avoiding work, I'd stare at my hands and think about nothing in particular.

Yar. I'm pretty sure more caffeine is not the answer. My blood sugar should be fine. Be-calm, young paduwan learner!