Killkillkill

[danaeris]

They are testing the fire alarms in the building.

They have been testing them for nearly an hour.

Someone needs to die.

Comments

[darkestembrace.livejournal.com]

There've been signs up for a few days saying they'll be testing them today (and possibly another day as well, though I'm not positive on that) from 9-6 ...

[yaksman.livejournal.com]

Try to resist the urge to use maltovs on them.

While it does provide a slow and painful demise for a very economical weapon, it may not successfully end the fire alarms

[polywolf.livejournal.com]

yeah i don't think that would be a great idea but ear plugs might work.

And why maltovs? hairspray is cheaper than alcohol and just as fun.

[yaksman.livejournal.com]

Hairspray can get you some nice burns, but many clothes in this day and age don't burn well unless you provide some accelerant. For a good long burn, I gotta go with maltovs. (Unless you've the time and guts to shave soap into gasoline on a stovetop)

[jackspryte.livejournal.com]

True oh wise yaksman. However there is no such thing as a Knife alarm to my knowledge.

[yaksman.livejournal.com]

Nor is there a sword alarm. Gunshots tend to get people's attention, but a good hack 'n slash makes only as much noise as human vocal cords can manage before you sever them.

[polywolf.livejournal.com]

We had these type of alarms at our old building we called them "the everything is already alarm"

[lastmx.livejournal.com]

In the intrests of a more thorough test you could always start a real fire.

[secretsoflife.livejournal.com]

the expression "die in a fire" seems amusingly ironic or something in this context :)