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Trailer Trash Fondue
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:38 pmTrailer Trash Fondue Recipe
1 jumbo jar generic brand cheez whiz
1 six pack Coors Beer
a dash of Mrs. Sprinkle
1 bag of pretzels
1 package mini-wieners, cooked in the toaster
1 loaf wonder bread, toasted to a crisp and torn into chunks
Take a dirty pot left over from cookin' Kraft Mac n Cheese that still has the crud in the bottom, and put it over your cookfire. Dump the cheez in, and a splash of the Coors. OK, maybe a few splashes. Take a chug from the Coors can while yer at it, girl, yer not gettin' any younger! Stir it. Note: do not stir with a plastic fork, as the sturgeon general says that melted plastic is bad for you, or some shit like that. Take a chug from the Coors can, and then open another. Try to scrape the good starchy crud the Mac n Cheese left on the bottom of the pot up, and mix it into the fondue. Take another chug from the Coors can, and then crumple it up and toss it over your shoulder. Go smoke a cigarette; if yer already smokin' one, finish it and smoke another.
Once the fondue is bubbling real good and starting to burn, take it off the fire. Have another can of Coors!
Now you can dip the pretzels and wieners and bread in the fondue and eat it. You can stab them with yer pocket knife and then dip them in that way. No need for fancy fon-do forks. My favourite parts are the crunchy bits that burned, especially the leftover mac n cheese crunchy bits!
Have another can of Coors and a cigarette, and try not to drop any ash in the fondue.
1 jumbo jar generic brand cheez whiz
1 six pack Coors Beer
a dash of Mrs. Sprinkle
1 bag of pretzels
1 package mini-wieners, cooked in the toaster
1 loaf wonder bread, toasted to a crisp and torn into chunks
Take a dirty pot left over from cookin' Kraft Mac n Cheese that still has the crud in the bottom, and put it over your cookfire. Dump the cheez in, and a splash of the Coors. OK, maybe a few splashes. Take a chug from the Coors can while yer at it, girl, yer not gettin' any younger! Stir it. Note: do not stir with a plastic fork, as the sturgeon general says that melted plastic is bad for you, or some shit like that. Take a chug from the Coors can, and then open another. Try to scrape the good starchy crud the Mac n Cheese left on the bottom of the pot up, and mix it into the fondue. Take another chug from the Coors can, and then crumple it up and toss it over your shoulder. Go smoke a cigarette; if yer already smokin' one, finish it and smoke another.
Once the fondue is bubbling real good and starting to burn, take it off the fire. Have another can of Coors!
Now you can dip the pretzels and wieners and bread in the fondue and eat it. You can stab them with yer pocket knife and then dip them in that way. No need for fancy fon-do forks. My favourite parts are the crunchy bits that burned, especially the leftover mac n cheese crunchy bits!
Have another can of Coors and a cigarette, and try not to drop any ash in the fondue.
