The stupid, it hurts!

Stolen from sassy_fae, who got it from customers_suck

Case number 1:
"It smells like orange, it must be edible!"
How dare you take the poison from my sister's child?

Case number 2:
Walnut the Robodog goes to the kennel
Walnut the Robodog's owner returns
In which Walnut the Robodog's true identity is revealed to his owner's friends

I weep for the species.

stuff

First:
Check out the second icon on the left. I love it!
http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=kimeve

Second:
It is amazing how far $97 at Value Village will go. I now have:
4 new skirts
1 pair of shorts
~10 new shirts, shrugs, or sweaters

one of the finds was a cute microsuede black miniskirt with a slit. It's a teeny bit too tight, but definitely wearable. It, a sexy matching top, heels, and no underwear, should be perfect for my date next Friday... ;)

*bounce* I have clothing I actually look GOOD in! This is so exciting!

Third:
Because of the temperature, I'm going into the city tomorrow instead of tonight. I will still probably head home after the brunch, so it will be a short visit. That's ok. I have Laundry of Doom to do, among other things. Yarr!

This is what I want!

This five bedroom house right off bloor near Christie station is renting for $2200 Aug. 1. If I could find three-four people to join me there, it would be awesome.

In fact, it is cheap enough that even two other housemates guaranteed would be do-able as long as we found 1-2 others to fill the remaining bedrooms in the next few months.

http://www.craigslist.org/apa/76473020.html

*sigh* here's hoping...

p.s. Here's some other less perfect ones; I'd really rather a house
http://www.craigslist.org/apa/78077462.html